-- My child did not stop sleeping! He goes to bed now around 8, but definitely by 9 because he wakes up between 7 and 8, if we are lucky.. My child knows how to sleep, so this is not my child...!
-- My child did not fall off a bar stool, do a complete flip in the air, and proceed to land on his head... Yes, my child did not scare the crap out of me and make me run to him in tears within 2 seconds because I thought he was seriously hurt. (Note: He is okay, he just has a bruise on his head.)
-- My child did not start just walking out the door. He does not just open the door and proceed to walk out..
I could go on and on, but needless to say, he was just not my child this week! He was cRaZy!!