Not My Child Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to http://www.mycharmingkids.net to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

While we were buying something from a lady we found on Craig's List, my son did not get out of the car, find a bush in the Target parking lot, and pee on it, as we are making change and getting the item! Nope, not my son!

Nope, my child did not tell me that he wants to drive this past week. Nope, he's not only 5. And he did not tell me exactly what kind of car he wants! Nope, not my child! :)

Not Me! Monday!

* I did not let Jalen eat ice cream for dinner the other night, nope not me! I always fix him a meat, 2 veggies, 1 fruit, and a glass of water! :D
* I did not get up today and decide I was tired of getting up and letting the dog out and complain about it, so I could lay in bed for an extra hour, while Nicholas took over. Nope, not me! I always get up eagerly to let the dog out.
* I did not wake up the other morning extra early to go triple couponing! Nope, not me. I am saving all my coupons for stuff that do not need to be refrigerated to take to my Mom's where they always triple. Nope, not me, I always pay full price.
* Jalen did not tell me that he had to go pee outside. He did not open up the door and go outside while I am telling him not to do that. Nope, not my boy!
* I did not have to sit in the Michaels parking lot for 20 minutes waiting for Jalen to get done with his temper tantrum. Nope, not me!

What'd you not do this past week? :) and the sad thing is, when things are happening I need to start writing them down b/c when I sit down to do this, I never remember them all.

Not My Child! Monday

-- My child did not stop sleeping! He goes to bed now around 8, but definitely by 9 because he wakes up between 7 and 8, if we are lucky.. My child knows how to sleep, so this is not my child...!
-- My child did not fall off a bar stool, do a complete flip in the air, and proceed to land on his head... Yes, my child did not scare the crap out of me and make me run to him in tears within 2 seconds because I thought he was seriously hurt. (Note: He is okay, he just has a bruise on his head.)
-- My child did not start just walking out the door. He does not just open the door and proceed to walk out..

I could go on and on, but needless to say, he was just not my child this week! He was cRaZy!!

Not Me! Monday

* I did not wake up and go teach this morning, come home, eat breakfast, and then, proceed to lay down. I laid down, Nicholas went to work and it was just Jalen and I. I did not lay down for 2 hours and Jalen did not eat M&Ms, fruit snacks, and put baby powder in the toilet. Nope, not me!
* I did not not cook this week hardly any. Nope, not me! I think we ate at and with everyone else because I really did not feel like cooking. This week will be better... Nope, not me!
* I did not leave work early for the reason of, I didn't feel like being there... Nope, not me!

Did you do something this week that you'd rather forget?!

Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Okay, okay -- Jalen did not have to wake me up one time last week by banging a spoon on a glass beer bottle saying 'wake up, sleepy head!' I did not proceed to about fall out of the bed laughing!

I did not let Jalen stay up until 1 in the morning because I couldn't get him to sleep. I did not text Nicholas from upstairs saying I didn't care where he went or when he went to sleep because I was tired of laying in the bed with him. I did not do that!!

When Nicholas asked me what was the one thing that was holding me back from taking a new job, I did not say I was just upset because I'd only have one complete day off to spend with my sisters since they work the weekends! I am not completely attached to my best friends!

I did not stand outside in the snow with Jalen and tell him to take a picture with the snow, so I could blog about our wonderful snow, I'd never do something like that.

Well, I am not super-excited that I do not have school because it is canceled. Nope, not me! I love going to school... But, I was super-excited they canceled church this weekend because I was suppose to work and I didn't want to miss it...

I will end on this note-- I was not holding Ryan in the middle of Party City when he looked at me, puked all over me, and then proceeded to laugh! Nope, not my nephew and nope, I didn't get mad and start laughing. NOPE!

Oh, what shall this week hold for us..?