Mckmama, started a new idea by the name of "out of the mouths of moms." So here we go for this week...
* "Jalen, please do not run with a screwdriver in your mouth."
* "No, bug spray does not clean the windows like Mommy."
* "You have to stay with Mommy, you can't run away, someone will take you."
* (hiding in the bathroom trying to pee in peace) "No, Mommy isn't here right now, she went to the store..." "But I can hear you!" "I don't know, Jalen."
* "Scissors are dangerous, you can't run with them."
* "Please sit down in the cart, so you do not bust your head open."